Sweary Spirituality
Candle Magic Spells for Beginners: 5 Practices That Work
Try these 5 real candle magic spells for beginners — purification, abundance, and fire spirit work. No specialty shop required, no fluff.…
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Sweary Spirituality
Beginner Sigil Magic: 5 Simple Steps That Actually Work
Learn beginner sigil magic: create your symbol, charge it with Spare's spasmodic method, and build a library that gets stronger. Start your practice here.
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Beginner Witchcraft Rituals: 5 Steps To Actually Get Shit Done
Beginner witchcraft rituals don’t require a crystal collection. They require five things: consecrate, cast, invoke, work, and close the damn door. Here’s…
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How to Practice Magic at Home: 7 Things That Actually Work
Want to know how to practice magic at home? Here are 7 daily practices that actually work — no altar, no coven,…
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Unsolicited Advice
The Cheapest Way to Start a Vegetable Garden This Summer
SNAP is getting cut and food isn't getting cheaper. Aunt Mellie wants you to eat. Here's how to start a vegetable garden…
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Mind F*ckery
Thoughtforms: What Your Mind Builds Without Telling You
Your brain builds things. Not metaphorically - actually. Thoughtforms are created when you run the same thought pattern repeatedly.
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5 Ways to Actually Work with Crystals
You bought the stones. Now what? Here are 5 ways to actually work with crystals: what to do with your hands, your…
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Unsolicited Advice
The Spiritual Practice People-Pleasing Trap (And How to Get Out)
If your spiritual practice is full of shoulds, it might not be yours. Here's how to escape the spiritual practice people-pleasing trap.
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Mind F*ckery
Your Brain Isn’t Broken: 3 Real Reasons Why Your Brain Resists Change
Your Brain Is Not Trying to Ruin Your Life Your problem is not that you’re lazy or broken. Your brain is running…
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Sweary Spirituality
Crystal Allies, Not Crystal Servants: The Relationship Your Practice Is Missing
If you only pick up your crystals when you need something, you're doing it wrong. Here's the real difference between a crystal…
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