Done half-assing it?

Let's actually do the work.

Aunt Mellie works with people who are ready to stop circling the drain and start getting somewhere. Here's what that looks like.

Four ways to work with Aunt Mellie

Narrative Work

The Rewrite

The story you've been telling about yourself is not the only version.

The Rewrite is narrative-sorting work. We dig into the story you've built around who you are, where you've been, and what you're capable of — and we rewrite the parts that aren't serving you anymore. This is not therapy. It's not journaling prompts. It's structured, intentional work on the narrative framework that shapes how you move through your life.

  • Identify the stories that are running your decisions
  • Understand where those narratives actually came from
  • Build a version of your story that reflects who you actually are now
  • Leave with language you can use in real life
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1:1 Sessions

Metaphysical Tutoring

Learn the tools the way Aunt Mellie actually uses them.

One-on-one tutoring for people who are serious about building a real spiritual practice — not just collecting aesthetic objects. We work through the tools that resonate with you: crystals, tarot, runes, astrology, numerology, moon cycles. No gatekeeping, no fluff. Just practical instruction and honest guidance tailored to how you learn and where you're starting from.

  • Personalized curriculum based on your goals
  • Real methodology, not surface-level Pinterest spirituality
  • Sessions tailored to your pace and learning style
  • Ongoing support between sessions
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Coming Soon

Courses

Deep-dive learning at your own pace.

Aunt Mellie is building out a course library for people who want the full framework without the 1:1 commitment. Expect the same no-nonsense approach, structured so you can move through it on your own timeline. Sign up for updates and you'll be first to know when they drop.

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Brands

Aunt Mellie Approved

Aunt Mellie doesn't put her name on things she doesn't believe in.

Brand partnerships with Sweary Aunt Mellie are for products and services she would genuinely use, recommend, and tell her best friend about. If you're building something that serves the same audience — real people who want real tools without the spiritual gatekeeping — Aunt Mellie is open to the conversation. Sponsored content, affiliate relationships, and collaborations considered. No wellness-washing, no vague vibes, no fake urgency.

  • Sponsored posts and product features
  • Affiliate partnerships
  • Newsletter integrations
  • All partnerships disclosed per FTC guidelines
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One more thing.

Aunt Mellie is not a licensed therapist, counselor, or medical professional. Nothing offered here is a substitute for therapy, psychiatric care, or medical treatment. If you're in crisis or need clinical support, please reach out to a qualified professional.

What Aunt Mellie offers is a perspective, a framework, and a set of tools that have helped her and the people she works with. Your results will vary. That's not a cop-out — it's just true.

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