Sweary Aunt Mellie

Work with Sweary Aunt Mellie

Intuitive readings.
Honest guidance.

Pull up a chair, honey. Bring your questions, your curiosity, or the story you’re ready to untangle. We’ll work with crystals, intuition, and a little perspective to help you decide what comes next.

Your weird spiritual aunt.

Mindful Matters · Wednesdays 3–7 p.m. · Saturdays noon–4 p.m.All services online through Google Meet

Start with a reading

What’s on your mind?

Walk in during my shop hours, or book an online reading through Google Meet.

Signature crystal divination

3 Crystal
Reading

$30Up to 30 minutes

Curious about working with the stones? Explore messages from three crystals in an intuitive, crystal-guided reading with Aunt Mellie.

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Bring your questions

Intuitive
Reading

$25Up to 30 minutes

Have a question or situation you’d like to explore? Make room for intuitive guidance and a fresh perspective.

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A short place to start

Past, Present
& Future

$10

A focused reading to explore where you’ve been, where you are, and what might come next.

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Private sessions · by appointment

Some things need a little more room.

Longer crystal-guided sessions and Narrative Sorting, in person or through Google Meet.

Crystal-Guided Sessions

The crystals have something to say. We’re going to give them room to say it.

In person, we start with you. I’ll guide you through feeling for the crystals that want to participate in your reading. You get to try, ask questions, and see what you notice. If you aren’t able to find them yourself, I’ll find them. There’s no test to pass here, honey.

Then I lay all the cards out in a glorious chaos. Holding each participating crystal in my receptive hand, I let it guide my dominant hand to choose cards.

Together, we explore the reading, talk through what comes up, and make room for your questions. This session gives us time to follow the connections and spend longer with whatever catches your attention.

You don’t need experience with crystals or cards. Bring your curiosity and whatever you’d like to explore.

Available in person at Mindful Matters or online through Google Meet. For online sessions, I select the participating crystals.

More than 30 minutes,
less than 2 hours
$60
Book a crystal-guided session

Narrative Sorting

Your mind is constantly interpreting the world around you, building stories from your experiences, beliefs, emotions, and expectations. Those stories influence what you perceive, how you respond, and the choices you make.

Narrative Sorting is a guided process that teaches you to recognize those patterns, challenge assumptions, examine situations from multiple perspectives, and use critical thinking and imagination to develop more intentional responses.

The goal isn’t to tell you what to think. It’s to strengthen your ability to think for yourself, navigate difficult situations, and make choices that serve the life you’re building.

$50per hour

Booked in one-hour increments.

Want to keep working together?

2 hours / month: $90
4 hours / month: $160
Month-to-month Narrative Sorting memberships.

Book Narrative Sorting

Spiritual services & learning

Your practice.
Your way.

Looking for guidance, instruction, or help creating something intentional? Let’s talk about what you have in mind.

All services are available in person or through Google Meet. Pricing and arrangements depend on the work.

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Energy Work

Sometimes life leaves us carrying some heavy emotional shit. Grief, heartbreak, shame, anger, loneliness. Sometimes you know exactly what you're carrying. Other times, you just know something feels out of balance.

Aunt Mellie's Energy Work draws on the spiritual principles behind Reiki, expanding beyond the pure violet ray to work with different colors of light according to your needs.

Each ray has its own purpose:

  • Violet light is the foundation of the practice, drawing on Reiki principles.
  • Yellow light helps soothe struggles involving the ego, including shame and anger.
  • Green light supports work with grief, loneliness, isolation, and heartbreak.
  • White light strengthens and amplifies the other rays.

We'll work together to determine where you'd like to focus, always respecting your comfort, boundaries, and consent.

This is spiritual energy work intended to support personal well-being, not a substitute for medical or mental health treatment.

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Spiritual Consultations
A dedicated conversation about your spiritual questions, experiences, or next steps. We’ll discuss your focus and pricing before booking.
One-on-One Metaphysical Tutoring
Individual guidance for building your spiritual practice. Tell me what you want to learn, and we’ll discuss an approach and price.
Custom Spellwork & Intentional Creations
Bring your intention and the creation you have in mind. Scope, materials, timing, and pricing are discussed individually.
Ritual Design & Ceremonial Services
Support creating a meaningful ritual or ceremony for an intention, occasion, or transition. Contact me to discuss the details.

Monthly hands-on workshops

Make a little
magic with us.

Spell-Candle-Making
with Aunt Mellie & Heather

Choose your intention, create and enchant a spell candle, and take it home. Our first workshop is a collaboration with Heather of Mindful Matters.

Dates, pricing, and registration details will be announced in the newsletter. Ask about participating through Google Meet.

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Let’s get together

A chair at my table.
Or a call from yours.

Choose the setting that works for you. All services are available through Google Meet by appointment.

  1. Choose your service. Tell me whether you want to meet in person or through Google Meet, and suggest a day and time.
  2. Wait for my confirmation. We’ll agree on the appointment, length, and total price.
  3. Then arrange payment. Use the payment links below once we’ve confirmed the details. Paying alone does not reserve an appointment.

In Person at Mindful Matters

416 11th St NW, Roanoke, VA 24017
Get directions to Mindful Matters →

Find me upstairs at Mindful Matters on Wednesdays, 3–7 p.m., and Saturdays, noon–4 p.m., beginning Wednesday, October 28. Walk in for readings during these hours. Longer private sessions are by appointment.

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Online Through Google Meet

Book a reading, private session, consultation, or other service online. Tell me what you’re interested in and we’ll arrange the details.

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Contact Aunt Mellie: auntmellie@swearyauntmellie.com

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Pay for your session.

Use the link for the service we’ve agreed on. Please confirm your appointment with me before paying.

For longer crystal-guided sessions, confirm the total with me before using a payment link. Include your name and the service in your Cash App note.

Want to discuss barter or fund-supported coaching? Contact me to discuss an arrangement.

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Our introductory subscriber offer covers Past, Present & Future, Intuitive Readings, and 3 Crystal Reading.

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A few things to know.

Do I need experience with crystals?
No. Bring your curiosity and your questions. We’ll begin where you are.
Can I book any service online?
Yes. All services are available through Google Meet by appointment. We’ll discuss any materials or preparations when arranging your service.
How Much Are Consultations?
Every service comes with a free consultation. Let's just jump on a call and figure out how Sweary Aunt Mellie can help you!
Aunt Mellie’s services support spiritual exploration, personal reflection, learning, and entertainment. They do not replace medical care or therapy.